If someone ever feels like buying me a gift then this would make my heart menstruate like a wet scotch egg. Once Jesus was asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God was coming and he answered, The Kingdom of God is not coming things that can be observed; nor will they say, 'Look, here it is!' or 'There it is!' For, in fact, the kingdom of God is among you. -- Luke 17:20-21 SMOKE IT^ CHEW IT^ BITE ITTTT.